@TheNardvark: Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.
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@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.
@rumsnipe: Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?