@Tw1tter_K1tten: Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years.
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@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
@chadchaines: what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought "you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."
@EmilyZDavis: I can't believe this dog and a whole family just died because of a forgotten comma
@ericsshadow: For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her.