@LanaAllende: Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham.
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you. You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower.
@ianabramson: A candle with no wick, is just wax, but a wick with no wax, is just string. What else... ummm... no, I guess that concludes my TED Talk.