@Cheeseboy22: Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots.
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@wolfpupy: the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk
@rickolantern: I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move.
@Biraahwa: Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people.
@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child