@petemandik: Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs.
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@AsgardianRose: I just overheard a woman tell her son "We don't lick other people, it's gross" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made.
@ErrenMichaels: You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget.
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.