@BillMc7: Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana.
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@amishschool: My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped.
@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@MrEmilyHeller: Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.