@BookishBunny: Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.
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@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.