@BookishBunny: Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.
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@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
@FrauFickenDammt: A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins.
@nevels_kendyle: Guy in restaurant: Mam, are u ok? Are u choking? Me: *wipes off drool & removes a cherry stem from my mouth that's not tied in a knot*
@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]