@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris. Customs officer: Occupation? German: Nein, just visiting.
@jus4golf: 15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!