@Sultani_Sails: Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba.
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@SondraDeeMe: By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew.
@Ideal_Victoria: *puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out.
@sara_ashlynn: My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed.
@theshantilly: Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me "Where the hell are you?"