@Sultani_Sails: Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba.
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@VodkaThursday: To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."