@runawaycupcake: Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes.
@AndrewNadeau0: I eat something every 29 minutes just to ensure no one can ever make me go swimming.
@BeTheBoy: The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy "Skeleton Class." Sign two was failing skeleton class.