@OldUncleDaveO: Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle.
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@lovemydogduck: The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.
@robboma3: Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with "in what year" Just answer 2016
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult
@TheBeerGuy73: ...and then the whiskey whispered "You should totally tell her about what your ex used to do to you in bed."