@astutenewf: Pretty sure most of the people in coffee shops on lap tops are just writing letters to their parents asking if they can move back home.
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@BoomBoomBetty: [watching The Brady Bunch before kids] Why would a stay-at-home mom need a live-in maid? [after kids] Holy crap I need three live-in maids.
@Karissajem: So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was "supposed to look natural." My hair is purple, guys. Purple.
@alldrolledup: my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair