@Lovelyinthe804: Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay.
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@SteussieErica: FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there.
@AbbyHasIssues: I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time.
@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?