@MaraWilson: Pretty sure "see less from" is to Facebook what "close door" is to an elevator
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@DirtMcTurd: Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it
@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
@OfficialMizGin: Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.
@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.