@MaraWilson: Pretty sure "see less from" is to Facebook what "close door" is to an elevator
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@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.
@GrantTanaka: Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit.
@jergarl: Me: BABE HAVE YOU SEEN MY.. Wife: Fridge. M: Shoe? W: Fridge. M: How did you.. W:*reads note* Dear sober me, fridge. M:... W: Idiot.