@WilliamAder: Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.
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@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first
@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@Marlebean: He held up my pants and said "Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go.