@Sychlops: Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school.
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@_theigirl: Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
@mishakey: You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi.
@AKackley: Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?
@poopiest: "haha this costume party is great" "sir PLEASE get off the table" "cool librarian costume" *sprays silly string* "hey dude nice police costu