@AmberDonn: Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.
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@shutupmikeginn: Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, "Now thats-a spicy meatball!" people will learn not to ask you things.
@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
@Annoyedworld: I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink.