@AmberDonn: Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.
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@KizerBillhelm: Make librarians cry by calling it a "Book Museum" while taking pictures with your iPad.
@TheCatWhisprer: Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.
@ByYourLogic: i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later