@thatfinguy: Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior.
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@david8hughes: [skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind
@DadandBuried: I thought toddlers were the most energetic, obsessive, and relentless people on earth. And then someone got mad at me on Facebook.
@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
@Remiel: Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly.