@ComedicBust: Prevent your neighbors from ever awkwardly waving at you again by hanging a Russian flag today.
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@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good
@skitzoette: Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead.
@steveolivas: Asked my wife if I was going to get a "tip" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache.