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@KeetPotato: prisoner: "i broke a guy's face in 18 places, what you in for?"
[flashback to me stealing a duck from the pond]
me: "9/11"

prisoner: “i broke a guy’s face in 18 places, what you in for?”
[flashback to me stealing a duck from the pond]
me: “9/11”

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