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@tastefactory: Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me.
Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you...
*college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*

Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me.
Guard: Oh, we’re not electrocuting you…
*college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*

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