@RandomAntics: Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door.
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@just1fool: Beer:"You know what would be funny?" Me:"No. What?" Beer:"Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again." Me:"Yes, sir."
@WheelTod: I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
@david8hughes: [in the ambulance] Paramedic: what's your blood type? Me: whatever. I'm not fussy