@devansgorock: Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy.
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@nerdsrockk: When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.
@sageboggs: pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love
@sixfootcandy: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: [stops painting nails] Nope. What's up?