@lawyerthoughts: Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law". Judges don't like it.
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@TheAlexNevil: Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion, and that figs taste good in cookies.
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.