@SaraMansford: Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
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@shutupmikeginn: Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp
@JoParkerBear: Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020.