@SaraMansford: Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
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@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@lazerdoov: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!" But we're in love! "It is forbidden!" *whale elopes with submarine*