@callie_cakes: PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
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@equinelover137: A guy just said he wants to know what I got "in the trunk" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard
@SteveSuckington: "Sorry my phone died" -something I've said 5,326 times but it's never actually happened
@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"