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@GreenScoundrel: Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips.
@ItsAndyRyan: Now then - what's an oxymoron?
@WineMummy: Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date.
@McKelvie: Handy guide to types of moon.
@ArfMeasures: [God inventing snakes]
What about a scarf that could kill you?
@Rachelnoise: If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish.