@GreenScoundrel: Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips.
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@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons, they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
@AlanHungover: No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
@ceejoyner: For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.