@GreenScoundrel: Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips.
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@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
@susafrican420: white ppl: omg lakeisha is such a ghetto name white ppl: here comes my child daffodil ginseng blueberry yogurt
@Michael1979: VERY ANNOYED. My enemy keeps playing Hulk Hogan's theme song b4 I enter rooms. People then expect Hulk Hogan & are disappointed when it's me
@krishna_van: Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me