@mrtruthandsoul: Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine
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@papasuncle: Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?
@walks_on_legs: Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.
@MsNitnots: Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.