@OkieGirl405: Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like
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@ThePocketJustin: The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now.
@Hurly_Burly: Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?
@juliussharpe: After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I'd rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.
@girl_a_whirl: Mr & Mrs Smith is my favorite movie about how trying to kill your spouse & demolishing your house can bring the magic back to your marriage