@KThonvold: Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell "spider" first. They may even thank you.
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@MunkMania: [Watching Netflix] ME: Ohhhhh...I never thought about paying off a funeral home to get rid of the body...genius. HIM: What?? ME: What?
@Laser_Cat: God: Build me an ark. Noah: A what? God *pinching his nose*: A big boat. Noah *looking around the desert*: A what?
@TheMichaelRock: Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.