@KThonvold: Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell "spider" first. They may even thank you.
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@KalvinMacleod: [high school] ME: *getting stuffed in my locker* jokes on you buddy, I have snacks in here
@WheelTod: When I was a kid I got caught up among the wrong crowd, until my grandpa pulled me aside & said "Those aren't your friends. That's a hedge."
@Rlpihl: u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith