@KThonvold: Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell "spider" first. They may even thank you.
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@ZackBornstein: First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely.
@Try2StopME: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.