@sammyrhodes: Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.
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@PerfectPending: If you've never said "I love you too" in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed.
@TechnicallyRon: Remember at school when you would press 'demo' on the electric piano and pretend you were really playing it? That's what adulthood is.