@sammyrhodes: Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.
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@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@dlockw21: Therapist: Talk about your friends. Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine... T: That's a Billy Joel song. Me: You're no fun.
@Moldy_Jellybean: Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.