@senderblock23: Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands.
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@WienerToboggan: *prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure
@philyuck: The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car
@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
@hazelmotes1: Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car.