@markleggett: My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better.
@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer]
*giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*
@vaaaader: When Girls Are On Their Period
@1Bad_Scientist: *at Thanksgiving dinner*
Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole.
Everyone: *gasp*
Me: Just kidding you all are.
@Fred_Delicious: "Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"
...
"AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"
...
"and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"
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