@DanMentos: probably should have split this into two separate stories guys
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@OrangeFact: [Date] ME: I hope you like your wine dry HER: But of cour- umm that's just a glass of raisins ME: *mouth full of raisins* it's weally dwy
@PinkCamoTO: Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons.
@rickolantern: Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar