@DanMentos: probably should have split this into two separate stories guys
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@TheAverageShark: Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
@Marlebean: I'm "don't flash your headlights at someone who doesn't have theirs on bc they will come and kill you" years old.
@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star