@tat2dsoccermom: Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there.
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@KeetPotato: a snail bet me £1000 he could get home before i could and i didn't really think it thru properly can anybody lend me money?
@fro_vo: Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you
@TheHyyyype: MOM: your friends smoke weed so now u do? ME: uh- MOM: if they jumped off a bridge, would u jump too? ME: guess it depends how high i was
@TheMainlandBlog: Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table.