@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.
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@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@WilliamRodgers: My buddy's PRETTY drunk... So I took the car key off of his keychain... He's been trying to start his car with a house key for 4 hours now
@Schmoodles: I can never remember if it's "laying" or "lying." Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :(
@ChrisStephensMD: Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?