@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.
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@NotARatsAss: Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later.
@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver
@caaataclysm: Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night.