@weinerdog4life: Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife.
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@Wine_Charmer: If you still haven't found what you're looking for, check between the sofa cushions.
@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too