@robdelaney: Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
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@SondraDeeMe: By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew.
@junejuly12: Instead of getting annoyed, that stranger should have thanked me for tweezing his unruly ear hair.
@Milla_Jacobs: I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open