@robdelaney: Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
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@Try2StopME: Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
@lisaxy424: *finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this
@BarndogKarck: Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.