@ChiefTwittler: Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun.
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@WilliamAder: Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them.
@boxergraphix: #Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring
@hipstermermaid: The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company.