@ChiefTwittler: Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@the_paramedicK: Mom: why are your eyes dilated Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love Mom: what were you looking at Me: memes
@TheToddWilliams: An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.
@bingowings14: The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning.