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@SoVeryBritish: Procedure for being unthanked for door holding:
1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit
2. Say you're welcome
3. Shake head
4. Mutter "unbelievable"

Procedure for being unthanked for door holding:
1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit
2. Say you’re welcome
3. Shake head
4. Mutter “unbelievable”

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