@TommyKarate: Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow.
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@novicefather: [cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty
@tastefactory: 2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over
@Iwriteforcats: The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
@T_N_Crumpets: [Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]