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@TommyKarate: Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow.
@TinaMav: My top 5 exercises:
-jumping to conclusions
-flying off the handle
-carrying things too far
-pushing my luck
@JasonLastname: Most monkeys don't like bananas, they're just being sexy.
@JazzJazzybc: I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one.
@TheTweetOfGod: I've gone unverified for 5,000 years.
Why change now?
@TheAlexNevil: Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.