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@AndrewChamings: [proctologist’s office]

ME: *unzipping pants nervously*

PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up.

[proctologist’s office]

ME: *unzipping pants nervously*

PROCTOLOGIST: You’re nervous, that’s normal, but please zip my pants back up.

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