@kivtur: Producer *At a stuntman's funeral*: He died for our scenes.
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@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@wilw: I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit.
@generaldietz: lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?
@skylerhanrath: [pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now