@kivtur: Producer *At a stuntman's funeral*: He died for our scenes.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one "Let's put up a tent in the living room"
@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@UncleDuke1969: Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point.