@petedavidson: Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
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@PoonWhisperer1: The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed
@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit