@Jake_Vig: Programmed Siri to respond to any request with "That's what she said."
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@geowizzacist: 3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob
@sarcasticmommy4: "If you can't beat them, join them," I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast.
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.