@420blankman: Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie
@internetluke: Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code
@BuckyIsotope: *tries to take off date's bra*
If you-
*tries again*
If-
*again*
If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier
*looks up*
NEVER
@Kyle_Lippert: DATING IN THE 1800s
1) Get telegram from Mae
2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate
3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting
@secondofhername: Why there can't be an Indian Breaking Bad.
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