@HatfieldAnne: Protestants sing every verse to every hymn. Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
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@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1.
@alanferrier: Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?