@TheBoydP: Protip: If a party guest says "I don't dance" what he's really telling you is "make my drinks stronger please".
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@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
@HomeProbably: This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone.
@WhatevaConc: Before saying anything like "you have really soft hands for a man", just be like so goddamned sure they're a man.
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp.