@Carbosly: Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink.
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@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
@AnOrangeSNES: [1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.