@TheBoydP: Protip: If your spouse says “Thanks for the help” when you didn’t do anything don’t reply “You’re welcome”.
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@copymama: Me: Bedtime in 5 minutes! 8yo: *Begins the single most complicated crafting project of her lifetime thus far*
@zachreinert03: People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals