@TheBoydP: Protip: If your wife asks you “How lazy can you be?” it’s a rhetorical question.
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@liv_thatsme: *writes kid's name in sharpie on arm every morning instead of getting tattoo just in case they end up being a disappointment*
@deep_academic: I am an Indian and I can tell you that Brits take forever to leave. #Brexit #BrexitShambles
@paopao619: My relative's friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas