@TheBoydP: Protip: If your wife asks you “How lazy can you be?” it’s a rhetorical question.
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@BrainSeducer: Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!
@mompsychologist: 6yo has two pregnant Barbies and one Ken doll. You could cut the tension in the Barbie camper with a tiny stiletto.
@Mormonger: Elon Musk: Inhabiting Mars is the only hope we have of saving the human race Jesus: LOL